If you haven’t been swept up in the Breaking Dawn frenzy, your mother/sister/girlfriend/brother/boyfriend/pet has been. To find out all you need to know about the movie without actually entering the theater, use these handy cheat-sheet charts. So when your mother/sister/girlfriend/brother/boyfriend/pet tries to drag you to a midnight premiere, you can say you’ve already seen it and back up your lie with graphy knowledge.
Thank you. Thank you so much. This is so scarily accurate to my thoughts while watching the OTHER movies, let alone this one. (Psht, and the Twihards think they actually have something to defend.)
^Hahahaha my thoughts exactly, although I have only seen the first two. I don’t think I’ll be seeing any others.
Twilight is amazing. Nuff said.
Haha, the how concerned she is/how concerned she should be one made my day.
Me too
Hahahahaha same! Especially the facial expression one!
Love this! I have to show my friends. Oh, how I’m happy I’ve moved on from Twilight.
My friends are dragging me to this movie tonight… Wish me luck hahaha. I love the charts!
Haha, my friends are dragging me to the movie. I’m dressing as a harry potter freak that screams “Cedric, I knew you were alive!” every time edward comes onscreen.
this pretty much just made my day amazing. i seriously was laughing outloud, these are great, and very, very true.
“Twiguys” I literally almost fell off my chair. Haha, gonna see it soon, and now. In my head I’mma be thinking of these charts.
This made my day. No, it probably made me week. And I can’t help with agree that Bella’s lack of emotions is.. Upsetting, to say the least.
Thank you so much. All my friends are going to see the movie and I’m sure not wasting ten dollars to watch Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart pretend make a baby and scar myself with the birthing scene and Kristen’s annoyingly blank face and all the ‘WTF’ I would probably be saying.
I saw the movie last night, and I think all of these got it SO true… Although there were a lot of little kids xD
…Eww. Her baby is actually killing her from the inside out? That’s disgusting.
I’ll add this to the long list of reasons I hate Twilight… “Body horror and murderous fetuses.”
That was winning.xD You just made my day.
Why don’t you read the book or at the very least read the movie before you judge?
*watch the movie
Well that’s embarrassing…
THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING!
Taylor Lautner is incredibly hot, but really? A freaking baby?
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Twilight is wrong.
I love Twilight and I went to the midnight premiere but everything that is mentioned here is true.
This is why I will never read or watch “Breaking Dawn”.
I don’t understand the one that says: the number of people who were killed because of poor spelling.
Wait until the credits are over…;)
Very well done and accurate. I love the how concerned is/should be section.
Twiguys!!! LOL!